We are so Lost

Last night was the season finale of Lost. I want to express some of my theories, but I'm not really going to recap the episode, but regardless, if you haven't watched the episode yet, you may not want to read this until later.


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This is my theory for the premiere next season: White nuclear explosion flash. Boom! They're all flashed forward into whatever the hell year it is in Lock's time (most likely 2007, since that is 3 years after 2004). Sayid is going to be healed by the magical power that is the island. He's not going to die, because Lost tends to make a huge deal out of when any of the main character's die (except Juliet of course). BTW, what was that weird flashback to Juliet's past when her parents were getting divorced. There was no point to that at all, as Jacob never showed up in her flashback. Also, about Jacob showing up to people... Anyone notice that he made a point of touching each of the people that he visited? And if Jacob only appears to people who are leaders on the island, does that mean that Kate, Jack, Sawyer, Hurley, and Sayid are all leaders on the island?

Richard is definitely from the Black Rock, because I feel like that's the reason why Jacob brought the ship to the island.

Still unsolved is the mystery of how the Black Rock got miles into the jungle; how the 4-toe statue got knocked over (although I'm betting that it was from the atomic blast of 1977 or whatever the hell time they are in); where the hell the Egyptians who built the statue are; why Jacob and his little frienamy both speak perfect English and look Irish, even though they look like they've been on that island their whole lives... in the middle of the pacific ocean; and how Jacob's frienamy took Locke's body and memories?

My family was all sitting there thinking the exact same thing that Miles said when he was like, "maybe the big accident is actually Jack throwing a nuclear bomb into the pit!" And then everyone looked at him, and continued to help Jack throw the bomb into the pit. It seemed a little funny.

Back to Jacob. Anyone else think that that whole thing was a little underwhelming? I was sure that Jacob was going to be Jack. All the signs were there. Jack could be a nickname for Jacob, and we never find out if Jack is short for something. All of Jack's family members seem to gather around Jacob (Claire and Christian). Jacob (aka the island) can heal people miraculously. Jack also has the power to heal people miraculously (his exwife). Plus, Matthew Fox is the only actor who knows the end of the series, so I was pretty sure that that was why. Oh well...

I'm sure that I'm not remembering everything I wanted to write when I watched it last night, so I may write about this again.